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Look, I just happen to know this crazy, weird technique with the vagina. It’s kind of cool, and I thought you’d be interested. But you have to be prepared. You know what I mean? Preparation is the key. I mean, it starts with a little walk. Just a short walk, like, you know, to my apartment. It’s a couple blocks from here. And we would walk, and I would tell you a few little elegant, classy jokes. You know, kind of getting us a little giggly, a little silly. You know? And then we’d share a glass of Burgundy. We’d bask in the warm, gentle, romantic yet erotic glow of, uh, my spacious loft. And then I would undress you, and you would undress me. We’d stand naked before each other, and we’d kiss. I find kissing a very helpful, sweet way to relax. And then, maybe I would, I would bite your neck a little bit. Not hard. Just gentle, gentle little nibbles, like, a little kitty cat, you know? And then you would feel my hands kind of descend to your lower region, kind of finding their way, massaging the skin around your clitoris, which would even stimulate the arousal even more. All the time, I’m whispering delicate little poems in your ear, you know? And the blood from your body is… rushing to the wet internal walls, and my fingers would slide effortlessly…

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